One night stands are touch and go.
Some are the best night of your life, others are more tragic than feeling like an emotional support ex girlfriend.
Both types get their very own spotlight in the group chat and both are the key to having a Single Slutty Summer.
But while some end up buried deep in the “I would rather forget that” trenches of your mind, there is always a build up and that’s what we are here to talk about today.
Enter, 40 thoughts about a one night stand:
- *In the shower* should I shave tonight… just in case?
- Can’t believe the two month dry spell made me think it was a good idea to skip my wax appt
- What are the chances I actually pull?
- I did read once that women can pull anyone they want
- Funny because I can’t pull the hot bar tender
- Screw it. I’ll shave
- *checks IG* omggg the guy I have mad sexual tension with is going out
- I’ll def be drunk messaging him later
- My heart is set on him now
- Omg don’t bring your heart into this
- At least it’s not my ex
- “Just don’t hook up with your ex” omg bestie telepathy at it again
- Should I change my sheets? There is tan on them
- Nah, go hard or go home. I’m planning to be a dirty b*tch
- *In the club* Slim pickings
- Oh hang on, is that who I think it is?
- IG guy!
- Quick huddle to see if the gals approve
- They approve. One more tequila shot and I’m going over there
- Why does dirty dancing feel like a bird mating dance?
- Omg he kisses with tongue, I’ve overwhelmed, it’s like a punchy slug in my mouth
- Usually making out on the d-floor would feel tragic but I’m too horny to care
- I never realised how much of a main character moment it is leaving the club with a guy
- Making out in the taxi? Okay fine. Twist my arm
- Making out in the doorway?? Okay fine twist my arm
- Making out in bed?? Take my clothes off
- Holy shit this is hot. Note to self - must do this more often
- Oh no, he’s a jackhammer
- Everyone hold on for dear life
- I wonder if he would be for or against Missy Mini
- This jackhammer has to stop, get on your back. It’s my time to shine
- Note to self - incorporate more cardio at the gym. Cowgirl is killing me slowly
- Miss Flow is not due but somehow I’m still scared she will show up
- I don’t know what this position is but-
- oOOH okay whip me, flip me, double dip me I guess
- We done? Cool we are done
- Better pee before I get a dui - UTI - omg my brain is mush
- If he leaves before I get after care cuddles we are done
- Is it wrong I like the cuddles more than sex?
- And he’s gone, the hot girl vibes are immaculate right now
- By Lillie Rohan.