Pt 2. Astrology Hot Takes

Pt 2. Astrology Hot Takes

We are back with part two of the zodiac hot takes and it feels so fitting considering we are smack bam in the middle of Mercury Retrograde. 

Those sneaky exes are trying to find a way back into my DM's and it's only by reminiscing about the good and bad of their star sign *cough Sagittarius cough* that I've been able to keep my thumbs at bay and avoid messaging them back. 

So without further ado here are my hot takes on the sun signs of the lads I've kinda maybe sorta dated. 



If you know anything about Libra's, it's that they are stunning. Like, drop dead, greek god kind of gorgeous. 

If I had to guess, I would say Prince Charming was a Libra. Even though I can't pinpoint what exactly it is that is so intriguing about them, one thing is for sure, they are both good-looking and oh so charming. 

Despite their beloved persona, a Libra man won't ever let it go to his head. In fact, there is a kind of insecurity within them which is probably why they are social chameleons. Constantly changing their personality to match who they are with. 



The water sign lover is nothing but intense. The love is intense, the sex intense and the fights? Oh, the fights are intense. 

You'll never cry as hard as when you have an argument with a Scorpio, but while they cause your tears, they also provide the tissues. They don't enjoy fights, but they enjoy passionate make-up sex, so it's a bit of a double-edged sword.

Be wary of their naturally secretive approach to life, they probably aren't doing anything terrible but the way they keep their phone under their pillow at night will make you think otherwise. 



Oh, the non-committal fire sign. These guys are huge amounts of fun. They will make you live, laugh, and love (literally) as they show you parts of the world - and yourself you never knew existed. 

But don't be fooled; while they appear as the perfect lover, the minute you come close to having the "what are we" chat? Poof, prepare to be ghosted. 

These free-spirited Saggy babes can't be tamed - unless they really love you, but even if that is the case, get your running shoes on gal because you'll be chasing them around the globe. 



Ooh la la, a gentleman is in your mists. The earth sign Capricorn is a hard one to pin down mainly because they are so busy chasing their spot amongst the CEO's. 

They have their life planned out and tend to only date if they can see a future with the person because they can't waste energy on things that don't serve them. They're very determined people.

While hardcore workaholics and avoiders of feelings on the outside, once you break down those walls, the Cap man will love you endlessly. Think gifts, well-planned dates and, of course, a 10-year life plan. 



The air sign Aqua man gets a bad wrap from anyone who dates them, but it's not their fault. It's simply because their entire persona is built on not fitting into a box. 

If you're looking to step out of your comfort zone, this guy is the one to help you. Their quirky and unique personality means they are always finding ways to break the norm. 

On top of their intriguing out of the box personality, you might be surprised at how attracted to them you can be. While they might not appear "hot" at first glance, spend a couple of hours with them, and you'll soon be under the spell of an Aquarius man.

There is just something so hot about them. 



Like Scorpio, Pisces men are water signs and tend to find themselves in intense situations. 

Known as the dreamers of the zodiac, a Pisces man will whisk you away into a real-life fairytale and have you wondering if you're under a magician's spell.

But while they love romance, they almost love the idea of love more than they love being in love so it may not always be a happy ending. Whatever happens, your relationship with them will be one you never forget. 


- By Lillie Rohan





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